never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
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im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
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I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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