I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
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He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
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You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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