Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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