Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
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shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
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I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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