im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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