just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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