real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
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If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
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If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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