question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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