Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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