I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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