Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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