oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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