In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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