and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I am midnight drunk by noon
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
