she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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