I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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