If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
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are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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