Your tits are I can't wait for
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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