it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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