Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
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ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
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It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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