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I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
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Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
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I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
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