i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Just invented taco cereal.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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