Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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