I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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