I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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