Christians are straight up FREAKS
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
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My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
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I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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