just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
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surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
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Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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