you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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