Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
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i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
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I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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