YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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