Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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