Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
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i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
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The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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