Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
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So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
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My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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