do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
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I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
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Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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