It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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