Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
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Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
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I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
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