She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
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it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
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Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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