he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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