i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I deserve this hangover.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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