**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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