Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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