Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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