Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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