He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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