i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
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The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
sex in a hospital.. check
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I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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