Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
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I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
where are you?
Hypothermia
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
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do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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