Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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