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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
it's like heaven, but drunker
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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