Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
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My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
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Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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