I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
We have started to decorate penises.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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